Saturday, December 24, 2011

Suggested Taglines: Don't Open Till Christmas

Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984). This is one of my favorite Christmas movies. It’s about someone killing people dressed as Santa, and it’s super sleazy and great. Here’s a clip.

Suggested taglines:

Someone’s Killing Santas On the Streets of London… and Giving a New Meaning to Christmas Stalking

You Better Give Up, You Better Not Try, It Won’t Be Abrupt, When You Watch Santa Die.

Someone Thinks Santa is a Real St. Dick

Santa’s Been Buried Alive… and He’s Very Clause-trophobic

Don’t Open Till Christmas… Although You’ve Probably Figured Out By Now It Was a Puppy

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